In gun-ban Chicago, police have found a way to keep residents safe: give them whistles. Just think -- unlike a handgun, your whistle requires no licensing, no registration, no NICS check, and no training. On the other hand, knowing when to use it requires no brains and provides no protection to the user.
President Obama is from Chicago, and he was part of the gun confiscators. How about we give him a whistle and fire all those Secret Service bodyguards to reduce our budget deficit?
