So... a man named "Mansor Mohammad Asad" is taken off a Miami flight. He says he is a Palestinian who wants to kill all the Jews. He gets violent with police. He makes threats. He mumbles; listeners think it is Arabic. But don't worry; this "disturbance" is just "a local police matter." He certainly wasn't a threat to anyone on the plane; the only real issue was the threat against the police. Besides, his son says that his father was bipolar as a child. He's just mentally unstable... unlike all those suicide murderers whom we all know are well-balanced, healthy individuals.
We have nothing to worry about, right? The Department of Homeland Stupidity is taking care of us. Yup.
